So a guy walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender stands up and says “what are you doing? Dogs aren’t allowed in here!” The guy asks the bartender “if I can prove to you that my dog can talk, can we stay?” and the bartender agrees. So the man looks to his dog and asks “How does sandpaper feel?” The dog responds with “Ruff.” Next, the man asks his dog “what covers are house?” The dog responds “Roof.” Finally, the guy asks the dog “who is the greatest baseball player to ever play?” The dog tell him “Ruth.” At this point, the bartender was getting upset and saw no evidence that his dog could actually talk, so he threw both of them out of there. As they were walking out though, the dog looks to the man and says “Dimaggio?”
July 1, 2009...7:47 AM
The Talking Dog
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